"Great. Of course I get woken up on asteroid day. Or is it going to be days because someone's gonna need a lot of Dramamine and it's not me. But someone." Madison was paranoid about others getting sick. She was awful around sick people, she never knew what to do to make things any better, which made her mad.

Which usually made the situation worse, but details!

"Okay. I'm telling myself that this is better than letting my mom sponge off of me for the rest of her natural life and even if I do die, my money's going to some cat charity. Just to piss her off." Dysfunctional? Madison? She'd never admit it out loud, admitting weakness was for other people.