"Okay, maybe not safety," she conceded with a flip of her hair. "But general manners? Be a gentleperson." Was that a smile or a smirk? Could go either way.

Madison generally didn't start fights, but she did tend to finish them. Nobody expected the Hollywood starlet to have security but be able to take care of herself should she have to. And here, she was security. One of life's little ironies.

"Why can't I have both," she asked flippantly.