"Just so long as no one asks me to clean up," she sniffed. Madison Montgomery wasn't anyone's maid. Even if she had played one on a time or two. "But that's good, I fully intend to announce that I have no nerd skills on file. Just kicking ass, which is what I signed up for," she said with an almost absurd smile.

High-five back, any for being a walking disaster?

"Oh thank fuck. I hate being sick! And believe me, that was the plan. Granted, everything would run smoothly if people simply listened to me, but I'm not betting on that happening anytime soon," she said with a shrug. Such was her life. Tragic, really. "Weirdly? Define 'weird,' I used to work as an actress, saw every kind of weird there was. I wanna know exactly what to keep an eye on."